Tuesday, December 06, 2005

memories....

I usually hate things like this, but this looked pretty interesting...

Here goes: If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment here on my blog with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

When you're finished leaving your comment, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you. This should be fun. If you leave one for me, I'll leave one for you!

4 comments:

James Y said...

I remember Summer '95. The Slip N Slide at Camp Hoogebauer in Potawhatamie, NY. You and I and Chris Dukerscherer were running together at it. Right before we jumped on the Slip N Slide, The Duke (as we called him) pissed his pants because he jumped too soon, jammed his knee into the ground (tearing his ACL, MCL, PCL), and passed out. Actually, pissing his pants is not quite correct. He was bottomless, with an I Heart NY shirt on. So he just laid there, knee torn up, peeing straight up into the air. We slid at least a quarter of a mile because someone used dishwashing soap instead of water. That was funny.

Anonymous said...

Heather- I'm going to write a memory about us...but I need some time to think about it. It's going to be hard to outdo the bottomlesss peeing into the air memory. :) But I'll give it my best shot today over my lunch break.

Demosthenes said...

Remember when we were in the jungle and the pigmy midgets kept bull rushing us. We kept shooting them down with rubber bands but they just kept coming! Finally I remember Evis show up and started handing out blue suede shoes and they left us alone. Then I remember we came down and went back inside because it was 110 degrees out and we were wearing parkas. But the thing I remember most about that day was those damn 'shrooms gave me the worst diahrea later. Sheesh.

Anonymous said...

remember that time when we were walking down the street in Houston after we found some great sales at Louis Vuiton and these thugs came up and tried to steal our purses? I'll never forget the roundhouse kick you did to one of the guys heads and how the other guy dropped our purses and peed his pants. Especially since I got a picture of it on my cellphone. You're the queen of badass. After the would be thugs ran away crying we skipped to the nearest icecream shop. Oh how i love shopping with you.