Always the roommate, never the bride...

If you want to get married, move in with me. Here are the guidelines:

• You must be an official roommate, not one who comes and goes, or stays for less than 2 months, you must actually be on the lease and pay the rent.
• You don't need to currently be dating anyone.
• There is no guarantee that if you are dating someone, that he will be the one you marry.

Okay, now for the evidence:

• Freshman year roommate: married the summer following our freshman year, now living in Japan with hubby and 3 kiddos.
  
• Sophomore year roommate: married during our junior year, no kids yet.
  
• Junior year roommate: married a year and a half ago, now living in San Antonio with hubby and baby boy.
  
• Senior year roommates: 1 is engaged and getting married in December, 1 is in a pretty serious relationship, and the 3rd is playing the field (yeah!). *My only explanation for only 1 out of 3, is that apparently the magic is only immediately good enough for one roommate.*
  
• My last roommate: got married a few months ago.
  

So there you go. Have the urge to merge? (one of my uncle's lines). I might be needing a roommate soon. Leave me a message.